May 2013
111 posts
tupacabra:
who wants to start a screamo michael bublé cover band with me
speakingofconsuelo:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
oh my god that’s genius
princesshoff:
i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
7 tags
STAR TREK
Yes.
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
Streeter Seidell: How It's Gone And How It Will... →
streeter:
Age 15 - I’m funny!
Age 20 - I’m gonna be a comedian!
Age 25 - I’m a comedian!
Age 30 - I’m a writer-comedian!
Age 35 - I’m a humorist!
Age 40 - I’m a witty essayist!
Age 45 - I’m a bitter essayist!
Age 50 - I’m a cultural commentator!
Age 55 - I’m a cultural critic!
Age 60 -…
darrynek:
darrynek:
i need to stop talking to myself so much
no you don’t
