tupacabra: who wants to start a screamo michael bublé cover band with me
speakingofconsuelo: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” oh my god that’s genius
princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
STAR TREK Yes.
princeowl: princeowl: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now this post would have been a hit in 2010
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streeter: Age 15 - I’m funny! Age 20 - I’m gonna be a comedian! Age 25 - I’m a comedian! Age 30 - I’m a writer-comedian! Age 35 - I’m a humorist! Age 40 - I’m a witty essayist! Age 45 - I’m a bitter essayist! Age 50 - I’m a cultural commentator! Age 55 - I’m a cultural critic! Age 60 -…
darrynek: darrynek: i need to stop talking to myself so much no you don’t